we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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