You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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