Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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