Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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