I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
no, he came in my armpit
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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