i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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