He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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