first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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