your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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