I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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