She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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