I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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