It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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