I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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