If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
