Small penises have feelings too.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Randomize
