he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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