I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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