The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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