Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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