So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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