It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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