How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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