He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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