Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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