talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
