we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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