Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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