Nicole vs. Life
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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