why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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