Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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