Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
