I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I wish there were birth control emojis
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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