My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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