small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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