I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Randomize
