i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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