I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
