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I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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