garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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