He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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