dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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