Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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