The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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