Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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