Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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