I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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