Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I need a hoe opinion
go on
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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