playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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