just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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