4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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