Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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