my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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